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Post: #1 (ID: 69979)   PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:45 pm    Karma this post: (+0 -0)  
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'June', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snigger. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

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